Hero: Colin Farrell

Ok, the cheese factor in this story is high, and taking Stress, his homeless friend, on a Toronto shopping spree smells suspiciously like a publicity stunt (and the link's opening sentence is cliche.) The original, four-year-old story is pretty awesome, however. With a $2000 bounty placed on his head, instead of choosing to ignore it or letting some insecure fangirl ride him to the radio station, he quickly finds the most deserving winner he can.